The Quick Me

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Pen Name:Barbayat AO3,
Star Sign:Aries
Born:9th April

Pairings by Fandom

Got a more comprehensive list with explanations but this is the current list of pairings I could go nuts for (with the person I like dominant listed first):

  • American Gothic: Lucas Buck/Gail Emory
  • Charlie's Angels: Dylan/Thin Man
  • Sherlock: Sherlock/Molly
  • Sherlock: Irene/Molly
  • Star Trek: Khan/Original Female Character
  • Teen Wolf: Peter/Lydia
  • Teen Wolf: Peter/Stiles
  • Van Helsing: Dracula/Gabriel

In general I can totally go for any villain I like with an interesting original female character. (examples: Col. Tavington (Patriot), Darth Maul (Star Wars), Agent Smith (The Matrix), *sighs* too many to list

Tropes/Situations/Kinks/Prompts that you would like:


  • A "Good Girl" falls for the "Bad Guy"
  • The "Bad Guy" wins (if the character in question is the bad guy)
  • Hostage situations
  • Power plays and imbalances (age, experience, sheer power)
  • Vampires, real vampires with fangs that need blood, because they make everything better!
  • ... (will add more if I can think of more)


  • Non-Con/Dub-Con
  • BDSM, especially:
    • Bondage
    • Flogging/Spanking
    • Blindfolds
  • Size-Kink (huge cocks and monster dildos - or the other way round)
  • Knotting
  • Double Penetration
  • Possessive Marking through bruises/love bites etc
  • Tentacle Sex


Teen Wolf: a) Peter is doing both, Stiles and Lydia in secret, one day they find out and/or the rest finds out - Reaction!fic

Pairing/Kinks/Situations that make you run screaming:

Preg, Babies, little kids and family themes

Watersport, Scat and Vomiting


Fluff, sugary sweet Happy Endings, Fluff, did I mention fluff? No, seriously nothing turns me off faster than when characters end up being super sweet and affectionate - especially when it does not fit their personality.

Example: Most sherlolly fics are ruined for me when Sherlock turns into super!boyfriend by the end. For crying out loud, stop that, it's making me physically ill. Molly knows Sherlock, she sees him much clearer for what he is than John, and she still loves him - there is no need to change him 180° to make this work.

But I think you get the idea. Some characters are not the sweet, affectionate type and by writing them like that it's just horrible for me.

Anything you would like to add:

In general, I tend to enjoy straight up porn more when there is a woman involved. Give me a minimal plot and some kink that works for me, and I can enjoy pwpish slash just as much. All I'm saying my criteria for het are bit lower than those for slash.